Spook detective and International Talker Of Bollocks, Derek Acorah has sensationally channelled Princess Diana from beyond the grave, to seek approval for William and Kate's impending matrimony.
The craggy faced Liverpudlian ghost worrier told reporters that Di had tried contacting him on several occassions, but he was always out on business.
However, all that changed two nights ago.
Derek was having a cup of tea and a digestive, when Diana, Doer of Good, came through on a freephone line from Heaven.
A spokesman for Acorah told us "Derek was well chuffed. Surprised, but chuffed! He asked what it was like up there, but she was not very talkative, more interested in getting the message to her son. Typical Di, always putting others first."
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