Cher Lloyd 'Stroke Caused Me To Sing And Dance Like A Retard'

Cher Lloyd, the weird faced odd bod of X-Factor, has admitted to reporters that she suffered a minor stroke two years ago, causing her to start dancing the way she does.

"She broke down and admitted that a stroke had hit her hard, and caused her leg to do that Monty Python style half raised jerk, like in the Silly Walks sketch," said Graham Bottsnatch, Cher's friend.

Her constant gurning and nasal rap 'technique', which has been annoying veiwers far and wide for weeks, is really beginning to get on people's tit's.

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